Narrator: "Here we have a blm member who we'll refer to as Tyrone. Tyrone walks up to the counter to order a family bucket of KFC and is declined because the restaurant can't accept his food stamp card. This infuriates Tyrone who will then screech to summon a flock of other blm members to help him loot the building."
Tyrone: "Rayciss wypipo alwaz sayin we aint able to use this card to buy some chickens! Reeeeeee! BLM! BLM! BLM! BLM!"
Cashier: "Sir, all I'm saying is I can't accept it because this is a restaurant, not a store. If you have cash, card, or check if gladly serve you."
Tyrone: "Typical wypipo bein rayciss cuz I cants gits a jawb cuz they all rayciss!"
Cashier: "We're hiring if you'd like to work here."
Tyrone: "Eek! A job application! Git it away from me!"
Cashier: "You said you wanted a job though, didn't you?"
Tyrone: "Jobs too hard fo me! You people hurt mine so you gives me money now!"
Cashier: "Please just take this bucket and go away. I'll pay for it."
Tyrone: "You assuming I cants pay? All right everyone let's torch this place!"
Narrator: "The flock begins to riot and loot the city as Tyrone tell the cops arresting him "I dindu nuffin!". A once peaceful city has become a wild jungle. Stay tuned for next week when we discuss rice farmers."
Tyrone: "Rayciss wypipo alwaz sayin we aint able to use this card to buy some chickens! Reeeeeee! BLM! BLM! BLM! BLM!"
Cashier: "Sir, all I'm saying is I can't accept it because this is a restaurant, not a store. If you have cash, card, or check if gladly serve you."
Tyrone: "Typical wypipo bein rayciss cuz I cants gits a jawb cuz they all rayciss!"
Cashier: "We're hiring if you'd like to work here."
Tyrone: "Eek! A job application! Git it away from me!"
Cashier: "You said you wanted a job though, didn't you?"
Tyrone: "Jobs too hard fo me! You people hurt mine so you gives me money now!"
Cashier: "Please just take this bucket and go away. I'll pay for it."
Tyrone: "You assuming I cants pay? All right everyone let's torch this place!"
Narrator: "The flock begins to riot and loot the city as Tyrone tell the cops arresting him "I dindu nuffin!". A once peaceful city has become a wild jungle. Stay tuned for next week when we discuss rice farmers."
by CompleteFacts March 10, 2023