Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

Palm job

An action or event that invokes a facepalm response.

“Nice palm job you did this morning, how do you live with yourself?”
“Thanks for the palm job, now I feel like less of an idiot.”

by Compatibility Issue March 07, 2018

Regrettabilia

The thoughts, memories, and physical items that remind you of your worst moments and all the stupid, embarrassing, and regrettable things you’ve done and been.

“Don’t mention my Juggalo tattoos, that’s some regrettabilia that I’d rather not talk about.”

by Compatibility Issue January 22, 2018

Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

Froggin

Jumping to conclusions.

“Why are you froggin, you know baby I’m a changed man.”

by Compatibility Issue February 03, 2018

Blow your lead

To break the tip of a pencil while writing.

“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”

by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018