Definitions by Compatibility Issue

Selectively fondled 

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

Selectively fondled by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

Palm job 

An action or event that invokes a facepalm response.

“Nice palm job you did this morning, how do you live with yourself?”
“Thanks for the palm job, now I feel like less of an idiot.”

Palm job by Compatibility Issue March 7, 2018

Essence of douschebag 

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

Essence of douschebag by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018

Blow your lead 

To break the tip of a pencil while writing.

“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”

Blow your lead by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018

Froggin 

Jumping to conclusions.

“Why are you froggin, you know baby I’m a changed man.”

Froggin by Compatibility Issue February 3, 2018

Regrettabilia 

The thoughts, memories, and physical items that remind you of your worst moments and all the stupid, embarrassing, and regrettable things you’ve done and been.

“Don’t mention my Juggalo tattoos, that’s some regrettabilia that I’d rather not talk about.”

Regrettabilia by Compatibility Issue January 22, 2018

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

Birthday Balloon by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018