Jack Stauber

A wonderful, underrated music artist that publishes weirdcore/ dream core music and it’s wonderful. Please listen to his music you will have no regrets
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea

If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces

He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif

A - I finished my 2 hour Jack Stauber playlist
B - Who’s Jack?
A - :(

by Commander Cat March 01, 2024

Baby hotline

I love Jack Stauber, I am a huge fan of his music, but this song is way too overrated. It’s barely his style

“Oh is that Jack Stauber? I love his music! But I’ve only ever heard baby hotline”
“I will consume you”

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

Broccoli

WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP BROCCOLI HOW BORED ARE YOU

I hate broccoli

by Commander Cat August 20, 2023

B

People that are SO LAZY they can’t type 2 letters because they think they’re “k”ool

I wish I would b eating rn

by Commander Cat August 19, 2023

Y

People nowadays are so dang lazy they can’t type only three letters so instead they type one

Person 1: Y did u just do that!?
Person 2: What does y and u mean

by Commander Cat August 19, 2023

R

If you can’t type 3 letters you say r instead of are, usually used by edgy teenagers

OMMGGGG U R SO DUMBBB LOLL STUPiD IM SO KOOOOOLLL KOOL YEAHH!!!1!

by Commander Cat August 19, 2023

Nail

Nail Cisgender!? :O

“Hey yesterday I saw Neosporin Cicispizza”
“NAIL CIVIL WAR? WHERE”

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024