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fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

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bubble gum

A code name used for pot.

"The car drove into the parking lot and we walked over to it and bought some bubble gum from the mysterious person."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

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Bike Shop

Another word for ass.

If he isn't careful, he might get his bike fixed.

by Colton Hughes May 20, 2005

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Bike

Word used for a penis.

Are you going to be busy fixing a bike later on tonight?

by Colton Hughes May 20, 2005

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Violent Techno Thursday

A holiday celebrated on every Thursday. This is a day where violence is tolerated more than normally and you and/or a group of friends create some phat techno beats. Neon Lollipop Jukebox is the original techno band that started this beloved holiday. It's origin derives from someone saying, "It's finally Thursday!" and it was misinterpreted as, "It's Violent Thursday!". The techno part comes in only because we were creating techno that very day.

"Ha! I just pushed you in celebration of Violent Techno Thursday!"

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

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