Man: Hey, I heard you like dorks!
Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
by Llihp December 02, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
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1. "I'm going to skrod all over your pillow while you're gone."
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"
by Oryan Holder May 04, 2006
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