Man: Hey, I heard you like dorks!
Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
by Llihp December 3, 2009
by Colton Hughes April 30, 2005
1. "I'm going to skrod all over your pillow while you're gone."
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"
by Oryan Holder May 4, 2006