Definitions by Colonel Hassle

Plastic 

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

Plastic by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Lioness 

A grizzled old matriarch with lots of wrinkles and laughter lines

Look at that fucking auld lioness, she smokes 60 bifters ( cigarettes) a day

Lioness by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Bitter blue 

An Everton FC fan obsessed and rabidly consumed with hate and jealousy towards Liverpool FC

Look at that auld twat there, he watches every Liverpool game hoping they lose.
Bitter blue cunt.

Bitter blue by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Toothless gam 

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone lacking teeth

My uncle saw a lag get a toothless gam off some old fag when he was in the nick, hahaha!

Toothless gam by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Gum job 

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

Gum job by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Take plug 

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

Take plug by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Dead pussy 

A long neglected elderly lady's pussy effectively in retirement from sex

Blkrod: Dame, I can put a spark back in that dead pussy

Dead pussy by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019