Definitions by Collin Jones

Adam and Eve

Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.

Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?

Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"

Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."

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One who is sent to a girlfriends house to test her trustworthiness, without the intent of actually raping.

"I Wish I Could Send A Guy To Your House And Have Him Not Rape You, Like Some Kind Of...Trust Rapist." -Scott Jones Jr.

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