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scottish taco 

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.
I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

getmethefuckoutofherenow

An exclamation of extreme hopelessness, despair, and pain. Is the only thing that can describe college life.
This morning I woke up and realized that being in my dorm wasn't a dream, and exclaimed "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!"

l33tsp34k 

retard speech coined by fags who slept through their English classes.
l33tsp34k by college student March 16, 2003