3 definitions by Colin Fitzgerald

Douche

Something your average day runner would not want when their thristy.

My friend was in the marathon and a by standard handing him a right outta the box douche.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003

strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003

explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003