Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

by Colin Bowel October 01, 2003

running of the bulls

when yo bowls emit a loose, light brown (or sandlewood, if you will) fecal discharge at an inopportune momemt.

Egad, Chalmers, I'd love to continue this conversation, but I must make haste to the toilet as I've just had a little running of the bulls

by Colin Bowel October 20, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003