Definitions by Coli J
fuck crumpet
Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
fuck crumpet by Coli J February 11, 2022
Stimmy
The check that one receives when a global pandemic hits the streets of L.A. am nobody’s safe not even the big homie. The first legal money most them hoes Eva made.
Damn, girl I been out all night mailboxing An all I got was two stimmy checks an a bag of rubbers. I hope them females do better cuz I wanna be a trapstarby tomorrow. You feel?
Crust
The unnecessary build up of dried vaginal discharge around the opening of a pussy that needs to be showered