5 definitions by Cold Nigga
A girl who regularly goes on Xbox Live to get guys, or rather their attention. This said girl is usually too pathetic and unattractive in real life to get attention from males, so they go on Xbox Live where their sheer voice alone would attract dozens of followers. Xbox Live Whores like to stay in parties or "clans" where there are no other females, allowing her to control and manipulate the males in the group in order to get the attention she craves. Xbox Live Whores like to also go into private chats with one or two members of the group, allowing her to divide the once peaceful brotherhood and force the males in the group to compete over her affection. These girls are usually darker haired or emo, and slightly overweight. Their natural habitat was strictly Halo 3 custom games, but massive communities of Xbox Live Whores have migrated to Call of Duty 4 and Left 4 Dead.
Cupcake Pandemic: Hey J4MINTHESYST3M my bestest friend!
J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?
Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.
Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.
Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...
J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.
Combine902: Bring it nigga.
Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!
J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?
Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.
Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.
Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...
J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.
Combine902: Bring it nigga.
Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!
by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009
SONY: "Hey guys come buy our $600 system with its low array of games and $60 Dual-fuck..excuse me Dual-shock controllers"
Ps3 Fagboy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Ps3 Fagboy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by Cold Nigga July 8, 2009
Epic Games is that game developer that made the now infamous game Gears of War 2, using what THEY believe to be the most powerful, advanced and flexible gaming engine to date. Epic Games is nothing more than a crack team of fuck ups that were so high on their own hype for Gears of War 2, they boasted about how it would be the most unique, graphically enhanced, and addictive game for the Xbox 360, both its campaign and multiplayer. Boy were they ever wrong. Yes, the graphics are good, but the engine Epic designed seemed to mess up everything else in multiplayer, producing laggy servers, ever increasing glitches and ever heightening egos. Epic takes it upon themselves to release half-assed updates that do nothing more than make the game ever more dreadful and idiotic to play. The lack of forsight and sheer skill of Epic Games has thus brought forth one of the more tedious and frustrating games to play on the Xbox 360.
Frank1The2Tank3:Hey Cel3stial get Gears of War 2 its soo hot...
Cel3stial: Ok, but I heard its made by the Epic Games fuck squad. But whatever if you say so.
Three Months Later...
Frank1The2Tank3: Wow gay I two pieced him.
Cel3stial: THis shit is wack. Epic Games can suck my cock.
Bighead2Large21: COLE TRAIN BABY!!
Cel3stial: Ok, but I heard its made by the Epic Games fuck squad. But whatever if you say so.
Three Months Later...
Frank1The2Tank3: Wow gay I two pieced him.
Cel3stial: THis shit is wack. Epic Games can suck my cock.
Bighead2Large21: COLE TRAIN BABY!!
by Cold Nigga July 21, 2009
A game commonly played by Call of Duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Gears of War gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say "Nigger" all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. They feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming "HOST!!!" whenever someone kills them and threatening . Gears of War
"Yeah what now eat my lancer bastard. I'm a G at Gears of War 2"
*sniped"
"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."
*sniped"
"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."
by Cold Nigga July 7, 2009
A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.
*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.
by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009