Argo

A word meant to indicate a quick escape. Could be used as a verb or a noun.

Person 1: I totally can't afford this bar tab.

Person 2: Time to argo out of here?
Person 1: Time to argo THE FUCK out of here .

by Cokemidget April 10, 2022

DIB

A person, often a woman, of aboriginal descent, who is drunk and a bitch. Alternatively, one could say "Bastard" instead of "Bitch".

"Watch out, there's a DIB in that car!"

by cokemidget December 10, 2007

REI

A Relationship Experience Index (REI) is a number assigned to the length of one's longest relationship, which determines who else you can be with after the relationships ends. Basically you can only date people within your own REI.

REI Level 1: 0-1 years
REI Level 2: 2-5 years
REI Level 3: 6-10 years
REI Level 4: Over 10 years

Rick: Hey Consuella, wanna go out with me this friday?

Consuella: Sorry, I'm a REI Level 2 and you're only a Level 1. You KNOW that's not allowed!

Rick: It's ok, I'll just cry myself to sleep tonight.

by cokemidget April 11, 2012

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

by Cokemidget March 13, 2022