Cocktail Sauce #1's definitions

Darryl

To taunt a person, usually an athlete, by slowly repeating their name.

From when fans used to taunt Darryl Strawberry by chanting “Darr-ylll Darr-yllll,” which was first chanted during the 1986 World Series.

If Osgood lets in another goal we will Darryl him.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

Hitler City

The former name of Charlotte, North Carolina.

Mayor Quimby: People hate us more than Hitler City, North Carolina before they changed their name to Charlotte.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

blowgina

A word for the female mouth. Used by men who prefer fellatio to vaginal sex. Used to describe the mouth of a woman for whom that is their only nice hole.

I'd rather put my cock in her blowgina than her vagina.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

cuntophile

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

vageola

What vaginas will be known as in the future once they become highly-evolved enough into being even more feminine. Vageolas will always be tight, pink, & naturally lubed. Vageola can be used to complement a nice vagina of today.

One of the greater accomplishments genetic engineering will be bringing us is the vageola.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009