Cocktail Sauce #1's definitions

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

fellatrices

Plural form of fellatrix.

Women who suck cock are fellatrices.

I'd like to thank fellatrices everywhere for making the world a better place.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 29, 2009

MoPo

MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php

MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009

cock unveiling

The moment where the cock is first taken out of the pants, generally with another person's face right in front of the cock when it comes out. Oohs & Ahhs are very acceptable at this time.

She had the sexiest look on her face during my cock unveiling.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 12, 2009

cuntophile

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

Darryl

To taunt a person, usually an athlete, by slowly repeating their name.

From when fans used to taunt Darryl Strawberry by chanting “Darr-ylll Darr-yllll,” which was first chanted during the 1986 World Series.

If Osgood lets in another goal we will Darryl him.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009