cock unveiling

The moment where the cock is first taken out of the pants, generally with another person's face right in front of the cock when it comes out. Oohs & Ahhs are very acceptable at this time.

She had the sexiest look on her face during my cock unveiling.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 12, 2009

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 09, 2009

Darryl

To taunt a person, usually an athlete, by slowly repeating their name.

From when fans used to taunt Darryl Strawberry by chanting “Darr-ylll Darr-yllll,” which was first chanted during the 1986 World Series.

If Osgood lets in another goal we will Darryl him.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 02, 2009

Hitler City

The former name of Charlotte, North Carolina.

Mayor Quimby: People hate us more than Hitler City, North Carolina before they changed their name to Charlotte.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 09, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

fellatrices

Plural form of fellatrix.

Women who suck cock are fellatrices.

I'd like to thank fellatrices everywhere for making the world a better place.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 29, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009