Definitions by Coach McF

FBJA 

Failed Blow Job Attempt

"How were things with Keith last night?"
"Ugh! Another FBJA! Damn thing just wouldn't cooperate with me!"

FBJA by Coach McF October 21, 2019

Kira Huskers 

Girlfriend's alter ego that only appears in one's dreams and during a night of role playing. Known for: Showing off trash tattoos, making out in unisex public restrooms, and using tremendous discretion.

"Honey, I had another Kira Huskers dream last night."
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"

Kira Huskers by Coach McF October 21, 2019

Crack Chicken 

Fried chicken sprinkled with a peculiar white substance resembling crack. Highly addictive, extremely tasty and possibly illegal.

Mary couldn't get enough of the crack chicken from Ocean's in Pine Bluff.

Crack Chicken by Coach McF August 22, 2010