Coach Hines 's definitions

Puddin’ Fingas

When your stanky ass fingers get dipped into a pudding a shot and you need to scoop it out. Can be a single puddin’ finga, a double puddin’ finga, or a triple. The shocker puddin’ finga is also acceptable.

Joey dipped her finga into the shot and had puddin’ fingas.

by Coach Hines December 19, 2025

Hamm Hands

When you open a Hamms beer and it explodes all over your hands dripping the warm bubbly beer down your fingers.

Jake got Hamm Hands after opening that Hamms beer

by Coach Hines December 19, 2025

shnurpish

Feeling warm and fuzzy inside.

Looking at her makes me shnurpish

by Coach Hines October 26, 2007