Definitions by Clutch crayons
Comcastism
1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.
2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.
2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.
Comcastism by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015
vaginal cactus
A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
vaginal cactus by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015