Tottie

Any beverage that contains alcohol.

“It’s time for a tottie”

by Clobber February 02, 2019

Zipperbreaker

When your taking a shit on a auto flush toilet and it automatically flushes before you sit up. Hearing it starting the flushing sequence you attempt to sit up and your knees spread apart breaking your zipper.

“ I was just in the bathroom and had a zipperbreaker”

by Clobber February 02, 2019