3 definitions by Classic Dong

Classic Dong

1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

Also see Bobby Peru

No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.

by Classic Dong January 15, 2011

The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

by Classic Dong January 15, 2011

Puddin' Pops Johnson

1. Grandson of the Delta Blues singers.
2. Innovator, all-around gentleman and connoisseur of fine food, womans and wine.

Also see The Mayor of Shelby Township

Ladies, ladies, ladies... keep your panties on, Puddin' Pops Johnson has just arrived!

by Classic Dong January 15, 2011