Clare..and of course..eric too.'s definitions

every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)

"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004

rubber wrecker

too large to fit regular condoms

Whats up?
My boyfriend is such a rubber wrecker. We went thoguh a whole box of condoms and I finally got out the hefty bags. That did the trick.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 12, 2004

sneak preview

when you catch a glimpse of a large dick protruding through too tight boxers

I wasn't too sure Id I wanted to take him home tonight, but then a caught a sneak preview of the fun to come. I thought, hell yeah, im game.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004

hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult

"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004