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My darling is so tall he must stoop to kiss me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
by Clarabella December 19, 2020
Get the My darling mug.The chubs, a family of 4 established in the early 80s, are a quirky bunch with big hearts and -for some of the members- bigger noses. A couple of them are rounder in size then they’d like to be, as the mothership of the group has recently become a master baker, putting shops out of flour, eggs, sugar and butter all over the midlands.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!
by Clarabella December 17, 2020
Get the The chubs mug.Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 6, 2020
Get the Not me, was Maria. mug.Applauds and cheers of wonder and amazement filled the room, again, as Jesus turned yet another vat of water into wine at the round table. Heads turned to David for his show and tell. He stood, sweat building upon his brow and pulled from his trouser pocket his latest foragarmi of a carrot whittled away to form a guitar on which he played long into the night.
by Clarabella April 30, 2020
Get the Foragarmi mug.Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.
by Clarabella December 18, 2020
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5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.
Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.
5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.
Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.
by Clarabella May 5, 2020
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