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International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.
Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!
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Armpit of America

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.
mugGet the Armpit of Americamug.

anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
mugGet the anal blowjobmug.

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
mugGet the Leftover Analmug.

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
mugGet the reoccuring pubertymug.

Rolling Rock

A very thin bitter light beer brewed in Latrobe near Pittsburgh, PA. I think its drank out there the most, but it is drank around Philly too. One of a kind love or hate kinda beer.
"Who wants a rock?"

"Cool we have crack tonight?"

"No you nigger, rolling rock not crack!"

"I'll pass. Bring on the natty!"
mugGet the Rolling Rockmug.

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
mugGet the colon distressmug.

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