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Definitions by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)

Armpit of America 

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.

fallopian nightmare 

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.
I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!

anal blowjob 

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

Code Red Anal 

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.

Leftover Anal 

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

Rectal Birth 

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."