Analogist

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.
"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."
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cuntricidical

Nah, I don't feel like coming out tonight.

Oh don't be so cuntricidical.
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fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.
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fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
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analectomy

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.
Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.
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anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much
Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer
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