Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

bifauxnen

A girl who looks like pretty boy. A female bishounen.

I am using the word bifauxnen in a sentence.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

romantic goth

A subspecies of goth, known for it's love of fancy Victorian clothing, poetry, and wispy ethereal music. The sort that you'll find reciting Shakespeare under willow trees in cemeteries on moonlit nights while weeping tragically or some such.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003

cyberdrag

The practice of presenting oneself as a member of the other sex while online.

Most people in so-called "lesbian" chatrooms are just horny straight boys in cyberdrag.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003