Chumlee Johnson's definitions

Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023