Definitions by Chumlee Johnson

Five Pens Challenge 

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

Five Pens Challenge by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

Hayden Legs by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hannah Johnson 

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

Hannah Johnson by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023