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Definitions by Chumlee Johnson

Five Pens Challenge 

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.
*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"
Hayden Legs by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hannah Johnson 

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty
Hannah Johnson by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023