Definitions by Chumbucket
impact area
1) (n) A military term. The business end of a firing range. Where all the ordnance fired, lobbed, dropped or planted does it's work. Basically every millimeter forward of the firing line. Typically contains unexploded ordnance and as such is not such a good place for a hike or picnic.
2) (n) A zone of approximately 3 feet by 5 feet in front of your boss or manager's desk.
3) (n) Anywhere in which interaction with certain people can be detrimental to your health or career.
2) (n) A zone of approximately 3 feet by 5 feet in front of your boss or manager's desk.
3) (n) Anywhere in which interaction with certain people can be detrimental to your health or career.
1) The Lieutenant couldn't figure out the map again, so we ended up humping through the impact area behind the mortar range.
2) "The boss called me into the impact area today to tell me our department needs to boost throughput and reduce time to market."
3) I got off the freeway at Crenshaw and had to drive through the impact area to find a gas station.
2) "The boss called me into the impact area today to tell me our department needs to boost throughput and reduce time to market."
3) I got off the freeway at Crenshaw and had to drive through the impact area to find a gas station.
impact area by Chumbucket October 27, 2006
agency
(n) casual reference to the Central Intelligence Agency.
Typically used by chucks trying to impress others by implying they work for the CIA.
Also used by people with a basic understanding of the intelligence business as a general reference to movie and television characters who are supposed to be spies.
Typically used by chucks trying to impress others by implying they work for the CIA.
Also used by people with a basic understanding of the intelligence business as a general reference to movie and television characters who are supposed to be spies.
Charlene: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
Chuck: "I'm sorry, I work for The Agency."
Moviegoer #1: "Damn, check out ol' boy's suit."
Moviegoer #2: "Must be an agency man."
Chuck: "I'm sorry, I work for The Agency."
Moviegoer #1: "Damn, check out ol' boy's suit."
Moviegoer #2: "Must be an agency man."
agency by Chumbucket October 25, 2006
zima crowd
Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.
I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.
zima crowd by Chumbucket October 25, 2006
retarded bomb
1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
retarded bomb by Chumbucket October 25, 2006