Chugmeister of Sicily's definitions

Paperphile

Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!

Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Triangle player

1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.

Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"

Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"

Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"

or

Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"

triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"

Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Falconry

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010