Definitions by Chugmeister of Sicily

Falconry 

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

Falconry by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Paperphile 

Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!

Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"

Paperphile by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

an Irish,English and Scottish man 

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

an Irish,English and Scottish man by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

kiddy litter by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010