19 definitions by Chuck Bucket

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

by Chuck Bucket April 8, 2005

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

The process of filling a chick's navel with spooge. Spelled with two u's due to the fact that you can fill a "u" with spooge but not an "o"

Oh, Oh, OH, get on your back baby, i'm about to NUUGE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! yes! yes.

by Chuck Bucket February 9, 2005