Definitions by Christine F.

Wormtail 

A.K.A.
Peter Pettigrew

Everyone's bitch.

First James's and Sirius's
Then Voldemort's
Now the Grim Reaper's

Wormtail:"B-b-b-but I"m was s-s-scared."
Sirius:"SHUT UP! ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!"

Wormtail by Christine F. October 11, 2007

hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies

"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."

hufflepuff by Christine F. October 11, 2007

Molly Weasley 

The women I couldn't stand until Harry Potter 7. Now she is my god.

Not my daughter you bitch!
-Molly Weasley

Molly Weasley by Christine F. October 11, 2007

voldemort 

A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.

Voldemort is one evil son of bitch

voldemort by Christine F. October 11, 2007

neville longbottom 

the wussie that became a badass.

"I killed that bitch's snake"
-Neville Longbottom

neville longbottom by Christine F. October 11, 2007