An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.
JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!
by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008
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Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008
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organized chaos

A term used to describe an area, room, etc. which looks extremely messy, but the owner knows exactly where everything is.
MOM: Look at this room! It's a mess!

KID: No it's not, it's organized chaos.
by Chrissy Robinson May 04, 2006
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