Definitions by Chris Tortora

portch-monkey 

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

portch-monkey by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

porch monkey 

Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

porch monkey by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006