8 definitions by Chris Spargo

explode ain't no verb

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.

Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

by Chris Spargo August 27, 2008

dreamz

Heinz

Dreamz meanz Heinz

by Chris Spargo August 29, 2008

magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009

ROFLFORK

An expression of laughter, as well as a love of forks. This fusion of forks and humor creates a powerful chemical element which is known only as... ROFLFORK.

Chris: Hey, I did something that was rather foolish!
Darren: ROFLFORK

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008