2 definitions by Chris Maggs

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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.
Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....
by Chris Maggs September 21, 2007
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Male ejaculate; sperm; jiss; jittler; baby gravy; manfat
I shot my dirty custard all over her tits!
by Chris Maggs August 11, 2008
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