breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

Dutch Lighthouse

Either a hetero or homosexual experience where the anal adventurer pulls out with such force that he turns a pink sock into a shit stained brown one.

After Taco Bell, I turned her pink sock into a Dutch Lighthouse.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005