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is this the way to amarillo?

good question? where is it? You could reply:

1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.

2.Dont see many armadillos around here

3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!

4.Just carry on singing along with them

5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....
by chris jones March 24, 2005
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wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.
John wormholed Sally.
by Chris Jones February 1, 2005
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hibidy jibidy

hib~id~e~jib~id~e

the action of having sex
hes going home to o the hibidy jibidy with his wife
by chris jones March 25, 2005
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