Definitions by Chris B
hairection
1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.
2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.
2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.
1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."
2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.
2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.
hairection by Chris B October 14, 2004
jbiz
Member of homo armaniopus family. An agile creature posesing physical agility and fashionable charm. This species is known to be found hovering around hunt's point with yan and/or vin. He is also infamous for shitting questions out of his mouth like diarea, and also contains an affable affection for soccer playing lawnmower guys.