Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 03, 2005

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by chris December 15, 2004

Pssshhh

meaning "whatever"

A: "yo aint gotz no skeyulz"
B: "psshhh thatz not wut yo momz sayd"

by chris October 23, 2002

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 08, 2004