Definitions by Chork

Grape Turd 

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

Grape Turd by chork November 29, 2005

racing stripe 

n. When an individual does not properly wipe his/her ass and leaves a shit stain in the underwear. Can result from sitting down and/or scratching the crack area.

Damn, that nasty bitch had a racing stripe!!

racing stripe by chork September 15, 2005

Bathroom Battleship 

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

Bathroom Battleship by chork September 9, 2005

pondoo 

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.

I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.

pondoo by chork September 7, 2005

make a ball 

to extrude feces from the bowel.Defecation or feceation (known colloquially as pooping or shitting). the act of eliminating solid or semisolid waste material from the digestive tract.

Used as a code word if one doesn't want to announce his intentions of shitting because of embarassment.

(within a crowd)Hey Mack, let's get out of this party. I need to make a ball.

make a ball by chork September 7, 2005