2 definitions by ChopinHauer

1. (n),(a) someone who does not reveal their identity, generally in regards to published material

2. (n) the collective name for anonymous people on the internet, generally in regards to 4chan. Most anons are stupid /b/tards that couldn't print their own name in lua or python, but are looked upon by many as hackers on steroids. Although they are the amalgamation of every anonymous (non-tripfag) 4chan poster, they are still looked at as a homogeneous group by the less perceptive; who clearly either think anonymous means "that guy who wrote a lot of quotations" or haven't seen anons insult and flame each other over the slightest disagreement, which they do all the time (using language like ur a fucking retart). The stereotype of anonymous being some "elite hacker group" was further perpetuated when the script kiddie "h4x0rs", lulzsec, portrayed anonymous as a proper hacking army. The old media had a humongous erection, and even further cemented in people's minds that "anonymous" was an organized and clever hacktivism group. Of course, some anons, especially the 13-year old "hey /g/ DDOS this kid's blog cuz he wuz mean 2 me at school" type, are fond of embracing this depiction. And, as we all know, anyone who takes the internet, and especially 4chan srsly clearly lacks purpose and should an hero.
underage newfag on youtube, with a guy fawkes mask his mommy bought him-
"WE R ANONYMOUS! WE DU NOT FORGIV, WE DU NOT FORGET. WE ARE LEGION. ALL U POLITICIANS BETTER CHANGE NAO OR WE WILL HAK U!!!1!!"

meanwhile on /b/-
"mods are asleep, post ponies"
"FAGGOT, >>>/MLP/"
"OP iS a fAGGOT!!"
by ChopinHauer March 9, 2012
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OMG SO YOU HAV 2 KNO ABT THIS. the hunger games is like a book serie dat is abt a grl hu haz 2 kill da ppl in da "hunger games" its like a draft from da EVIL GOVERMENT and she is 1 of dem. so den she kills a bunch of ppl and meats a kute boi <3 namd pita and dey luvs eachothr but deys gotta kill echothr. so u hav 2 reed da 3rd bk 2 find, but nvm.

That's how a teenage girl would describe this shit series. Basically, the hunger games is the newest fad shit book for fucktarded kids with no taste. It takes the trite "fight to the death" tournament trope and throws in a sappy romance to wet the privates of teenage girls. Avoid. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Ignorant Fucktwat- "Hey, hav u red da "The Hunger Games"?
Ignorant Fucktwat #2- "OMG I LUV DA HUMGER GAMEZ!"
Rodion Raskolnikov- "*splits head open with axe*"
by ChopinHauer March 1, 2012
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