Definitions by Choda Boy 57
soda
Used in Australia to describe a really easy sporting opportunity which has then been completely fucked up.
In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.
Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.
Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
Give yourself an uppercut mate, you just missed a soda.
Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.
Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.
soda by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
fuck station
Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.
fuck station by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
fuckstick
1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
fuckstick by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007
The Fattest Fuck
Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".
This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!
The Fattest Fuck by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007
Smallville
Just about the worst show ever made, along with Charmed and the Gilmore Girls. The idea that this girly-lipped, staring poof could ever be the future Man of Steel is bad enough, let alone using the Superman story to make a fucking soap opera for teenagers.
Bring on your thumbs downs, you clueless 14 year old slurries!
Bring on your thumbs downs, you clueless 14 year old slurries!
Smallville by Choda Boy 57 January 13, 2007
Charmed
Fucking disgraceful TV show about three supposed "witches" who are so fucking stupid that every episode is about one of them going out with a guy who *SURPRISE* turns out to be a demon! These three bitchy moles make sure the whole hour is filled to the gills with the same smart-mouthed, machine-gun dialogue that makes watching this and the Gilmore Girls about as much fun as sticking your chap in the toaster.
The appeal to teenage girls is therefore obvious, but this show strangely attracts a male audience who think that putting up with an hour of this shit every week is worth it because they're "hot". Guys, did you know that you can get movies with better looking chicks who, when they open their mouths, it ain't to talk?
Every thumbs down here is just one more more moronic skank in the world. So come on, let's see how many of you are willing to put your hands up and say "I'm a Charmed-watching dickhead too!"
The appeal to teenage girls is therefore obvious, but this show strangely attracts a male audience who think that putting up with an hour of this shit every week is worth it because they're "hot". Guys, did you know that you can get movies with better looking chicks who, when they open their mouths, it ain't to talk?
Every thumbs down here is just one more more moronic skank in the world. So come on, let's see how many of you are willing to put your hands up and say "I'm a Charmed-watching dickhead too!"
Charmed by Choda Boy 57 January 13, 2007
ugly as...
You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie
You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie
You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road
You're ugly as... if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards
ugly as... by Choda Boy 57 October 21, 2006