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Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.
That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.
by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011
mugGet the Salad tongsmug.

Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.
I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.
by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014
mugGet the Loose Stoolmug.

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