Definitions by Chip Z'hoyy

Salad tongs 

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

Salad tongs by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

hot mop 

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

hot mop by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011