Definitions by Chewy Gonzales

Turdgyver

When everything you touch turns to shit

Everything Daniel touches turns to shit, he is a real Turdgyver

Turdgyver by Chewy Gonzales September 19, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

Pinching your tamale by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

Pinching your tamale by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021