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Tony Soprano's an absolute manter yet he gets more tail than me
by Cheryl Fucking Blossom December 11, 2021
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A mother who thinks she's way better looking than she is but is actually over 50 and past her prime
"My mumter tried to pull a 20 year old man at revs last night can you believe it"
by Cheryl Fucking Blossom November 05, 2021
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