Chengo Bolemongo's definitions

STSMFU

Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!

I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)

PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"

PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Must get more

The cry of the power mad zombie.
And the tweeker.
And the crackhead.

JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"

"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

midget porn

Instant orgasm every time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

out of shit

Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.

Pay the light bill.

"I must be eating/breathing/drinking/smoking too much 'cause I'm completely OUT OF SHIT. No shit !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

devoid

The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.

"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006