Chelonia Testudines's definitions

Angerism

A life-threatening blow-out of the brain circulation caused by high blood pressure and right-wing affiliation.

With his face all red and his lips quivering, Alex Jones had a third degree rupture of his angerism when he found out he couldn't buy off the judge.

by Chelonia Testudines January 6, 2023

Bundebacle

A Bundebacle occurs when one or more Bundys (Cliven, Ammon, Ryan, etc.) trespass upon federal property, create a big fuss and are soon forgotten. Bundebacle I humiliated the FBI in Nevada in June 2014. Bundebacle II dragged on for 40 days at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon in 2016. Minor Bundebacles have erupted since then, mostly in Idaho where the new form of Bundification was unveiled - maskless Bundebacles. Yes "germbucket" has been added to the list of Bundifying qualifications (cheater, traitor, racist, religionist, grifter, thief and germbucket).

The Bundebacle would have come to a quick close if the FBI hadn't supplied them with water, electric power, cellphone communication, internet, groceries and personal lubrication.

by Chelonia Testudines January 14, 2022