ethicrite

A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

by Chefspam November 08, 2017

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 02, 2014

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Murphy in Retrograde

A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.

After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.

by Chefspam March 20, 2015