Chefspam's definitions

ethicrite

A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

by Chefspam November 8, 2017

Xenocrastiphobia

The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 9, 2017

Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017

transethicals

A specific group of people who have the ability to change their opinion depending on who is present.

I thought Jim believed in climate change, but it turns out he's just another one of those TRANSETHICALS. He conforms to the people around him.

by Chefspam May 24, 2016