Definitions by Chefspam

Facestaken 

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

Facestaken by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Inadvertent ingenuity 

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

Inadvertent ingenuity by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Clusterphobia 

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

Clusterphobia by Chefspam December 14, 2013

Lawnboni 

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

Lawnboni by Chefspam November 4, 2013