2 definitions by Chaz Spiegel

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.
Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.
by Chaz Spiegel February 10, 2008
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1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants
Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.
by Chaz Spiegel February 10, 2008
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