Definitions by Chaz Spiegel

flargshnorfin

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.

Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.