Definitions by Chaz Spiegel

flargshnorfin 

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.

Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.

flargshnorfin by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

spongebob sploogepants 

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

spongebob sploogepants by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008