Chaz's definitions

metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.

Mitch Johnson

by Chaz April 20, 2004

armoire

French word for 'cupboard'

First of all I have to put my clothes in my armoire

by Chaz April 30, 2004

Megadeus

1. n) A giant robot posessing immeasurable destructive power; Primarily retro-fitted with various sorts of fantastical weaponry (i.e. Piston Arms, giant Head Laser). Rumored to be ancient gods reincarnated. Plural Megadeus.

2. n) A giant punch, usually a one-hit KO. Plural megadeus.

1. The Megadeus are Metal Gods, and they will lay waste to this world!

2. What a megadeus! That other guy'll be out for like an hour, at least.

by Chaz July 6, 2004

head over heels

euphemism for "head over ass"

I am head over heels in love with her.
He tripped and tumbled head over heels down a hill.

by Chaz May 13, 2005

humberstone

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute

Salute our God, Humberstone

by CHaZ October 4, 2015

your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004