Charuzu's definitions

Seizure

When you see a flashing light and you're all like kfnsldjmthjfiremdhiufg,tufdhmyurtmfi, flopping on the floor uncontrollably like afish but it only happens to some people

Person 1: gyroudmhurfdumgrt
Person 2: Shit, they're having a seizure.

by Charuzu May 19, 2019

Cringe

Me. In the past. Most probably past you as well.

I was cringe.

by Charuzu December 14, 2021

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021

Fortnite

Fortnite bad Minecraft good, according to redditors

Redditard: Fortnite bad Minecraft good

by Charuzu April 13, 2020

tenhead

a huge forehead. like, a REALLY FUCKIN HUGE forehead. 2x the size of a fivehead.

1: yo, look at that fivehead
2: dude thats a tenhead

by Charuzu July 11, 2022

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

by Charuzu October 30, 2019

NO U

The ultimate comeback.

Gay: u mom gei lol
Person 2: NO U

by Charuzu July 18, 2019