Charuzu's definitions

crossfaded

To simultaneously be under the effects of alcohol and weed.

Patrick: SpongeBob? The fuck wrong with you?
SpongeBob (crossfaded): I'M ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL
Patrick: Nigga!

by Charuzu March 9, 2024

penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

by Charuzu March 27, 2023

bop beep be be skdoo bep

The sickest fucking burn possible. Coined by the epic Boyfriend, of Friday Night Funkin' fame.

Weeb: "I'll rip your nuts off after your girlfriend finishes gargling on mine!"
Epic guy: "bop beep be be skdoo bep"

by Charuzu April 29, 2021

Zeeky Boogy Doog

Do not say it. Not even under your breath. Not unless you want an explosion of nuclear proportions occurring.

Blah: Zeeky boogy doog.
*EXPLOSION*

by Charuzu November 4, 2021

Arkhamization

A term for the phenomenon when a community goes batshit insane after not getting content for several years, most often seen on Reddit subreddits. Examples being the titular r/BatmanArkham and r/Deltarune.

r/BatmanArkham pre-arkhamization: "do you agree with Batman's no killing rule?"
r/BatmanArkham after arkhamization: "I just FUCKING made this new FUCKING character, what the FUCK should I FUCKING name it!?"

by Charuzu March 13, 2024

Changed

A video game where liquid furries try to turn you into a furry, both in the game and in real life. (Note: Will not turn you into an anthro animal-person IRL.) Created for, and by, transformation fetishists who also happen to be furries. Not for the faint of heart.

Look, I don't even know what to put in the examples, but I do know I have to put the word "Changed" somewhere.

by Charuzu July 19, 2023

Happy Tree Friend

The Happy Tree Friend (Arbore amicus) generally looks like a small, anthropomorphic woodland animal with a heart-shaped nose, big eyes with pupils shaped like a pizza with a slice taken out of it/Pac-Man shape, a big mouth with buck teeth, what seemingly appears to be a line connecting the nose and the mouth, and hands that seem to switch between two forms: four-fingered hands and mitten-like hands. Of course, there are exceptions to this, for example Muta alces, which appears to be a blue, tall moose with regular-looking pupils, no nose-line, nostrils, among other things. The weird thing about the Tree Friends is that they always reappear unscathed when they die. How they do this has not been researched yet. There are many species of Tree Friends, such as Occidendum ursi, a green bear in a soldier outfit. Occidendum ursi flips out when it is reminded of war or death in any way. Normally, Occidendum ursi is friendly, but when "flipped out", seems to be an apex predator that kills anything it sees. This is the most well-known Tree Friend, and thusly when a flipped out Occidendum ursi is detected within the area of a community, the community is ordered to lock down everything.

Researcher 1: You see that Happy Tree Friend right there?
Researcher 2: Must be an Occidendum ursi.
Researcher 2: Gotta be careful, anything that is able to cause a Vietnam War veteran can trigger him.
Researcher 1: Didn't you just say "war" out loud? He could have heard you!
(The Occidendum ursi latches onto Researcher 2, pulling out a knife. Video feed cut short.)
{Seen below: An animated .gif file showcasing the "flipping out" mechanic of the Occidendum ursi, the Occidendum ursi getting ready to murder a Purpura castorea with a cake cutter.}

by Charuzu June 21, 2020