Charuzu's definitions

PUTA

What PETA really should be called.
People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals

PUTA must be stopped!

by Charuzu August 23, 2019

You are

You are

You are

by Charuzu October 11, 2021

cum

Cum is another word for semen. Cum can also be used as a word for ejaculation, making "cum" both a noun, and a verb.
There are two reasons you could've searched this up on Urban Dictionary:
1. You seriously don't know what cum is (lol)
2. You're bored as fuck.

Person 1: Ah, god damnit, I got cum in my pants.
Person 2: why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence

by Charuzu July 19, 2023

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

by Charuzu October 30, 2019

Happy Tree Friend

The Happy Tree Friend (Arbore amicus) generally looks like a small, anthropomorphic woodland animal with a heart-shaped nose, big eyes with pupils shaped like a pizza with a slice taken out of it/Pac-Man shape, a big mouth with buck teeth, what seemingly appears to be a line connecting the nose and the mouth, and hands that seem to switch between two forms: four-fingered hands and mitten-like hands. Of course, there are exceptions to this, for example Muta alces, which appears to be a blue, tall moose with regular-looking pupils, no nose-line, nostrils, among other things. The weird thing about the Tree Friends is that they always reappear unscathed when they die. How they do this has not been researched yet. There are many species of Tree Friends, such as Occidendum ursi, a green bear in a soldier outfit. Occidendum ursi flips out when it is reminded of war or death in any way. Normally, Occidendum ursi is friendly, but when "flipped out", seems to be an apex predator that kills anything it sees. This is the most well-known Tree Friend, and thusly when a flipped out Occidendum ursi is detected within the area of a community, the community is ordered to lock down everything.

Researcher 1: You see that Happy Tree Friend right there?
Researcher 2: Must be an Occidendum ursi.
Researcher 2: Gotta be careful, anything that is able to cause a Vietnam War veteran can trigger him.
Researcher 1: Didn't you just say "war" out loud? He could have heard you!
(The Occidendum ursi latches onto Researcher 2, pulling out a knife. Video feed cut short.)
{Seen below: An animated .gif file showcasing the "flipping out" mechanic of the Occidendum ursi, the Occidendum ursi getting ready to murder a Purpura castorea with a cake cutter.}

by Charuzu June 21, 2020

tenhead

a huge forehead. like, a REALLY FUCKIN HUGE forehead. 2x the size of a fivehead.

1: yo, look at that fivehead
2: dude thats a tenhead

by Charuzu July 11, 2022

crossfaded

To simultaneously be under the effects of alcohol and weed.

Patrick: SpongeBob? The fuck wrong with you?
SpongeBob (crossfaded): I'M ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL
Patrick: Nigga!

by Charuzu March 9, 2024