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Definitions by Charlo

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it 

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.
Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"
Use whenever you want to say ''Shit happens'', ''Life's a bitch'', ''Oh well'', well pretty much anything... popularized by Fred Brathwaite a.k.a. Fab 5 Freddy in the freshest movie of all time, Wildstyle (circa 1982)
Fab 5 Freddy in Wildstyle: ''Bitin' your style, man? And they come out here and make money, like, tryin' to hustle me man? Scooby Doo!''
scooby by Charlo March 29, 2005
Short baldy Sage worker who hands out flyers for things.
Fingon by Charlo November 3, 2003